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the fanfiction of annakovsky
Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel the Series Law & Order: Special Victims Unit The Office (US) Lord of the Rings Real Person Fiction Other Fandoms Crossovers about links extras my livejournal
updates:
September 8, 2007
Wear You Down -- The Office. Karen/Andy. PG. 9700 words. Karen's having a bad summer, and Andy's there. (August 19, 2007)
Duluth in the Summertime -- Office RPF/Daily Show RPF/Arrested Development. George Michael/Maeby. 3700 words. PG. Set in the comedy band AU, a sequel to The Euphorizine Days of Summer Tour (July 6, 2007)
June 30, 2007
The Euphorizine Days of Summer Tour -- Office RPF/Daily Show RPF/Arrested Development. Steve Carell. PG. 2000 words. AU where the three fandoms are all bands touring together over the summer. (June 3, 2007)
How Pam Beesly Got Kissed, Got Wild, and Got a Life -- The Office. Pam/OC, Jim/Pam. PG. 7400 words. Set in the last half of season 3. (May 7, 2007)
May 5, 2007
Warning: Dangerous Undertow and Strong Currents -- The Office. Jim/Pam. NC-17. 4100 words. Part 7 of the Warning Labels series. (March 25, 2007)
Such Long and Separate Lives Ahead -- The Office RPF. BJ/Mindy. PG. 1900 words. Everything old is new again. (April 15, 007)
Carbonite -- 30 Rock. PG. Liz/Floyd. 750 words. Spoilers through "Cleveland." (April 23, 2007)
March 22, 2007
The Funny Thing About Destiny -- The Office/How I Met Your Mother crossover. Jim Halpert/Ted Mosby. PG-13. 6500 words. Jim and Ted get married and have babies. (February 13, 2007)
"What? No!" Ted said. When he looked at Jim, Jim looked a little weirded out.
"Again?" Jim said.
"He's kidding," Ted said, and got up. As he passed Marshall on the way to the bathroom, he hit him in the stomach. "Shut up, Marshall." Why Mark Wasn't That Upset That Jim Moved to Stamford -- The Office. Mark, Jim. PG-13. 1200 words. The Saturday basketball game is getting out of hand. (February 19, 2007)
January 29, 2007
The Beams of Our Houses Are Cedars -- Big Love, Ben/Margie, Margie/Barb, Barb/Nicki, Nicki/Roman, Roman/Rhonda, Rhonda/Sarah, Sarah/Heather. PG. 3000 words. (December 25, 2006)
"It was fine," she says. "Hey, are you busy?" Somewhere in the house, her mother is crying, deep sobs, muffled through the walls. December 8, 2006
Caution: Objects May Be Closer Than They Appear - The Office (US). Jim/Pam. NC-17. 4000 words. Set during Email Surveillance; the fourth installment in the Warning Labels series, which has as its premise that Jim and Pam were having secret sex all along. The first three segments are here: one (Halloween, by honey_wheeler), two (The Fight, by honey_wheeler), and three (The Client, by Kyra Cullinan). (December 7, 2006)
December 3, 2006
The Semiotics of Concealment - The Office (US). Jim/Karen (Jim/Pam, Jim/Jan). R. 2200 words. (November 30, 2006)
Pierce Our Skins - M*A*S*H. Hawkeye/Peg. PG. 1000 words. (November 3, 2006)
October 28, 2006
New fic, new fic.
Way Back When and the People We Were - The Office (US), Gil/Toby, PG, 382 words. Toby goes to his high school reunion. (August 19, 2006)
Five ways Pam almost finds out Jim's crush on her, and one way she does - Jim/Pam. PG. 700 words. (September 4, 2006)
In What Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time - Stephen Colbert/Steve Carell. PG. 2500 words. Stephen and Steve test the effects of massive amounts of alcohol on a human subject: specifically, Steve Carell. (October 24, 2006)
August 3, 2006
One new The Office story: Crossing the Line: Rules for the Modern Workplace - Jim/Pam. NC-17. 4400 words. Post-"Casino Night". Pam can't find her keys. (August 3, 2006)
Four things:
July 23, 2006
Three new The Office (US) stories:
Things Jim Can't Remember - Jim/Mark, Jim/Pam. NC-17. 1700 words. John Madden Football at 2 a.m. (July 23, 2006)
Mark blinks, caught off guard enough that he misses a tackle and Jim's player gets all the way to the thirty yard line before Mark's defense takes him out. "Shit, man," Mark says. "Shit." Five Games of Truth or Dare Jim and Pam Never Played- Jim/Pam. PG. 6300 words. Co-written with Kyra Cullinan. (July 20, 2006)
"So you must play it a lot, then," Jim says smoothly, swiveling casually in his chair. In Case of Flash Flood - Pam/Toby. PG. 750 words. Pam updates the emergency contacts. (July 12, 2006)
July 9, 2006
One new story, an Office (US) M*A*S*H AU - Canon pairings. PG. 4700 words. O*F*F*I*C*E. June 20, 2006
One new story, co-written with Kyra Cullinan, for The Office (US): Jim/Pam. PG-13. 11,100 words. Pack Up Your Bags, It's Never Too Late! or And That's How the Kids Got Married!. May 17, 2006
One new story, set in the Jossverse: Connor/Dawn. NC-17. 9100 words. Les Cousins Dangereux. Connor Summers's memories start coming back that summer. Post-"Home", post-"Chosen". WARNING: Incest. Between people who are not exactly related for a number of reasons, but still. Be aware. May 12, 2006
One new story, in Law & Order: SVU: Elliot/Olivia, post-Fault. PG. No more than a stone in a pasture full of stones. April 9, 2006
One new story, for Law & Order: SVU: Elliot/Kathy, Elliot/Olivia. PG. All Summer It Hurt to Look at You. "No," Elliot says. "Maybe tomorrow." Maybe. Maybe not. He shifts and when he looks over again, Kathy's already asleep, the sockets of her eyes deep in shadow. He's so tired it's like his head is full of cotton, but he doesn't sleep for a long time. He lies there looking at the strange shape of his shirt, draped over a chair, and thinking about the dead victim's ripped pantyhose, tangled on the ground by her body, and thinks it's a wonder he ever sleeps at all. February 14, 2006
One new story, for Grey's Anatomy: George/Bailey, PG. One Thing That Didn't Happen at Seattle Grace the Time Everyone Almost Blew Up.
January 14, 2006
The site has moved to a new domain! Annakovsky.com is live. Also, The 2005 Kovsky Reader - a year in fic.
December 18, 2005
One new story and the mother of all crossovers: Five Families Connor Was Not Magically Squeezed Into After His Real Vampire Dad Slit His Throat. The title pretty much says it all. PG. Gen. AtS/Arrested Development, AtS/BtVS, AtS/Supernatural, AtS/The OC, AtS/Harry Potter. December 8, 2005
One new story in BtVS: Out of This Stony Rubbish - Spike. Willow. Xander. Anya. Giles. Tara. R. Sequel to The Weary World Rejoicing.
"Shut up," Xander says, in the dream. "We had Christmas." November 6, 2005
One new story, in The Simpsons: Vol. One of the Encyclopedia Self-Destructica - Lenny/Carl. PG.
"I know," Lenny says. "Come on, Carl, do you think I don't have anything better to do than hang around with you?"
"Yeah, well," says Carl, and they both go to Moe's. October 22, 2005
One new story, in The X-Files: To Carthage Then I Came - Mulder/Samantha, Mulder/Scully, implied Scully/Doggett. R. Clones of Mulder's sister Samantha are being terminated. Mulder tries to save them. WARNING: INCEST.
October 18, 2005
One new story, in SVU: Torn Into Pieces - Elliot/Olivia, NC-17, set during "Ripped", ep 7.04.
October 15, 2005
One new story, for M*A*S*H: Attention, All Personnel - It's been a long day. PG-13.
October 2, 2005
Two new stories, for The Office and Scrubs. You Take What You Get (Tim/Dawn, The Office [UK]), and Her Big Mistake (Carla/Dr. Cox, Scrubs).
September 13, 2005
One new story, for Veronica Mars: with the furies breathing down your neck - Logan Echolls's girlfriend was just murdered. PG-13.
September 10, 2005
This'll teach me to leave it so long without updating the site. Revamped the organization and the look a bit - it still sucks, but hopefully not as much. There is now a page for Law & Order: SVU, other fandoms, and crossovers. Also, there is a brand new page of links, both fandom and non-fandom, and coming soon is a page of extras (which includes DVD style commentaries on a few fics).
New stories now on the site are as follows:
March 14, 2005
Finally uploaded a bunch of new stories (as well as some old ones I had forgotten to put up on the site), in Harry Potter, Lotrips, The Babysitters Club and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. December 12, 2004
One new story added in BtVS. In the Bleak Midwinter (Dawn/Xander) - Christmas sucks. The end.
October 16, 2004
One new story added, in the BtVS fandom. The Rapturous End - Buffy, Xander, and the end of the world.
September 12, 2004
Two new stories have been added (I Am A Visitor Here, I Am Not Permanent (Ron Weasley/Dom Monaghan), and Corresponding Shapes (Margot Tenenbaum/Billy Boyd), both crossovers.
August 26, 2004
A Critique of Pure Reason, my BtVS/Lotrips crossover has been completed! It features Xander Harris and Dom Monaghan, among many others, and is verging on epic, clocking in at 40,000 words. It was originally put up on my livejournal, and if you'd like to see the parts there, they're located here.
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(28 stories, in Harry Potter, Veronica Mars, Big Love, 30 Rock, The Office RPF, How I Met Your Mother, Grey's Anatomy, Arrested Development, The X-Files, The Daily Show RPF, Scrubs, M*A*S*H, The Office (UK), The Simpsons, Mario Brothers, The OC, The Royal Tenenbaums, Supernatural, The Babysitters Club)
(11 stories)
"Don't call me that," Karen says, more out of habit than anything, because this is maybe the twenty zillionth time they've had this exchange over the past five years. Andy must be thinking that too, because after a second they both laugh. When she looks up from his bloody knee, he's smiling at her with that doofus smile he has and she's struck by a strange rush of affection for him. Dumb old Andy.
When the rehearsal breaks up it's nearly dinner time, and Stephen and George Michael leave the auditorium together. George Michael is just thinking he should go find Maeby or his dad when they walk around the corner of the building and see Jon Stewart and Maeby standing there together, both leaning against the wall and smoking, like they're some of the kids at George Michael's high school who were always getting suspended.
As John's asking for more guitar on the monitors, Steve happens to glance towards the back of the room and sees Stephen Colbert leaning against the wall, smirking vaguely at the chaos on stage. When Steve catches his eye, Stephen raises one hand in a little wave. They haven't seen each other in over a year.
It was one Friday night too many sitting at home by herself, watching 13 Going On 30 on TBS and eating Cheez-Its straight out of the box for dinner that did it. It's funny how being depressed about your life choices can drive you right into making even worse choices, but that's pretty much why she got back together with Roy, and that's pretty much why she's now at a party in a crappy apartment in Carbondale where there's a bottle opener built into the side of a kitchen cabinet, the avocado countertops look like they haven't been cleaned since 1971, and one of the bedrooms has a giant mural of a chicken skeleton painted over two walls in red and yellow.
"When she opens the door the January cold is sharp even through her hoodie, and Jim's standing on the steps rocking back and forth on his heels, looking flushed, his coat unbuttoned. Behind him, a taxi is pulling away from the curb."
"No, you're not. You hate carrots," she says, crunching. He looks at her and raises an eyebrow. "Goddammit, BJ, if you write any more things I say into a script, I'll make Ryan gay, I swear to God."
They decide to date long-distance when Floyd moves to Cleveland. Which will never work out, obviously -- Liz gives it six months and feels like that's overly optimistic. It's depressing, but not as depressing as breaking up with him right now would be, so what're you gonna do.
"Wow, look at you guys," Marshall said, wandering into the room eating dry cereal out of a box. "Hey Ted, did you drink yourself gay again?"
"Whatever," Mark says, and shoots from behind the three-point line. The ball ricochets off the hoop and bounces sadly towards the other side of the gym. Then Mark has to go sign a release form for the documentarians to show his image in every media known to man, including some not yet invented. Holograms of Mark will be shown playing basketball in the year 2525.
Sarah opens her mouth to say what happened, but she can't think how to phrase it, and she realizes she doesn't actually want to talk about it, not at all.
Walking out to his car, he scuffs his feet through the fallen leaves, thinks about Pam's white sneakers. Jim thinks he's never felt so wide awake as he has this fall -- his heart is pounding, all the time.
Jim takes the job in Scranton mostly as a favor to Jan. It feels like moving backwards -- at least in Stamford he can pretend like he's a different person, that moving to a different place and getting a minor promotion was like an entire personality overhaul.
They saw a lot of death there in Korea, and BJ came back not quite the same, and he never talked about why. She watches them in the corner, the pair of them, wonders not for the first time what happened to them over there. As she does, Hawkeye turns his head and looks right at her, his face unreadable. She looks back at him until Erin's preschool teacher comes up to her and she has to look away.
When Mark meets Pam at Jim's barbecue, he can't think why her name sounds so familiar until he suddenly remembers that she's the one Jim's totally in love with, and he says, "Oh, Pam! Right! Jim's totally in --" and then stops himself just in time, and lamely finishes, "-- the backyard. If, um, you were looking for him."
"Stopit," Steve mutters. It's a little bit of a relief that the camera's gone, so Stephen can drop the correspondent character, like the relief of changing out of uncomfortable work clothes. Steve's head is heavy on his leg, and his face looks odd upside down, his mouth strangely inverted.
From: Jim [jhalpert@dundermifflin.com]
To: Pam [pbeesly@dundermifflin.com]
Date: Oct 12, 2006 10:12:41
Subject: Dwight thinks that we did something to his car. Go figure.
1. I hate when Jan's in the office and I have to pretend to do work.
2. Dwight tells me he was up late last night because he had to take Mose to the hospital due to a beet related injury, but refuses to discuss details. Speculation on said beet related injury is cordially requested.
3. Is Michael still reading our email? Should I not have just typed that, since he's probably searching for his own name? Uh oh. This email will self-destruct after you've read it, right?
4. I have reached new levels of boredom previously unknown to mankind. In a minute I might have to start selling paper. Jim takes another sip of beer, and the game starts playing again, and as Jim's quarterback starts to run the ball downfield, Jim says, "I told Pam I'm in love with her."
"Truth or Dare?" Dwight interjects. "That is so lame. That is a game for little girls."
She updates her own information first, takes a blank form. She's back to being Pam Beesly, and her emergency contact is her mom, and it's like it's 2005 again, like maybe Jim still works here and she's 26 and life hadn't quite yet become this tunnel she can't get out of.
Korea's always either too hot or too cold, though maybe that's just the tents and the boredom and nothing to think about but the weather and the war. And he'd mostly rather think about the weather. Today is too hot. July's ornery that way. Pam's on a lawn chair in the shade outside the Swamp, in shorts and a halter top, a thin sheen of sweat sticking her dog tags to her collarbone. She's dragged a foot locker out in front of her, and is slowly dealing out cards that have gone soft and dirty at the edges from too much use.
Out the windows, he sees Pam getting out of a cab, wearing glasses and a grey hoodie, looking groggy. For a second, it reminds him of girls in college, at 8 am classes, when it was too early for contacts and nobody could bring themselves to get up more than ten minutes before class started. Ben turns the camera to follow Jim's look, finds Pam, then swivels back to look at Jim, who suddenly finds the ticket counter really interesting.
Connor's not quite sure what things are going to be like post-Sunnydale. The summer after you graduate high school isn't really supposed to start with your older sister defeating ancient evil by making your hometown into a giant crater, but hey, Connor's flexible. Being Buffy's brother means he's good at things being freaktastic.
She keeps not sleeping. They're making her go to the company shrink, but it never helps, and when she sleeps she still dreams. That little boy Ryan in a pool of his own blood, and when she wakes up the cut on her neck is aching. It's scabbed over and healing, and the bruises from where she hit the ground have turned an appealing shade of green, and they buried Ryan on a cloudy day in a small oak coffin.
She closes her eyes again and says, "You catch the guy?" Her voice is heavy and she doesn't move to touch him.
Connor Bluth had discovered his superpowers just after he had dropped his brother George Michael off at George Michael's girlfriend's house on Friday night.
"Always winter and never Christmas," Spike dreams he says one night, sitting on top of the wall next to Xander, smoking and watching the empty fields and their breath in the cold air.
"We don't have to be together all the time," Carl says, after their shift ends at work.
