Lord of the Rings Real Person Fiction
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Corresponding Shapes - Lotrips/The Royal Tenenbaums. Billy Boyd/Margot Tenenbaum. PG-13. 1300 words. (September 2, 2004) I Am a Visitor Here, I Am Not Permanent - Lotrips/Harry Potter. Dom Monaghan/Ron Weasley. R for sex. 2000 words. (August 27, 2004) A Critique of Pure Reason - Lotrips/Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Dom/Billy, Dom/Xander Harris. PG-13. 40,000 words. (Begun March 21, 2004. Completed August 26, 2004.) I Cannot Fall In Love - Hannah/Billy, Hannah/Dom. R. 1500 words. (May 28, 2004) It's a Long Way Down - Billy/Hannah Wood. PG. 873 words. (May 15, 2004) Fragmentary - Dom/Viggo. G. 360 words. (April 26, 2004) To The End of His Days - Billy & Dom. G. 1500 words. Post-Oscars. My intent was to write a purely happy fic. I almost succeeded. (March 8, 2004) Everything's Not Lost. Just Most Things - Billy/Dom. PG. 1900 words. (February 17, 20004) Mourning - Billy & Dom. PG. 1100 words. Dom is alone for his grandmother's funeral. Almost. (February 9, 2004)
A Monaboyd Bedtime Story for Twat, In Which Twat Herself Appears To Speed Our Heroes Onto Love and Parenthood - Billy/Dom. PG. 1700 words. mpreg. I don't know what to tell you. (December 2, 2004) Once upon a time there were two actors named Dominic and William, but they went by Dom and Billeh. Billeh was spelled with an 'eh' because he was Scottish and it was fun to say. Now, Dom and Billeh loved each other very, very much, and they played wee hobbits who also loved each other very much.
"So, you're cheating on me, then?" Billy Boyd asked conversationally.
There's a young guy just down from him who has big ears and a crooked nose in a way that reminds him strongly of Neville, so that Ron smiles at him without thinking.
There is a guy at the bar with an eye patch, and this is maybe the most interesting thing that Dom has ever seen in LA.
It is fucking stupid to be out with Orlando Bloom and Brad Pitt and spend all your time watching a diminutive Scottish hobbit.
"Not everything is about my brother," she throws back over her shoulder.
Viggo is a spiral, sometimes, and sometimes a figure eight, a mobius strip.
Some days there's something about the quality of the light that sticks in Billy's memory.
Dom stops telling the truth upon his arrival in LA, but it is three weeks before Billy realizes.
Grief has taken up residence behind his left shoulder blade, a painful knot he can't relax.